Random stranger guy (Rando) stops near a girl to tie his shoe: Wow, you have great hair — but I bet you hear that a lot.
Girl: Umm thanks. I actually don't get that a lot.
Rando: I mean, it's kind of straight on the top and curly on the ends. It's cool.
Rando: You have split ends — but you make them look good.
**Okay, this wasn't so much overheard as it was me. What the? Seriously.